
Hi, I’m your anonymous chicken whisperer (think cartoon avatar, not face reveal—I look better animated anyway). 🐔
I fell into backyard chicken keeping the hard way: A friend was moving and needed to re-home their flock. “Sure!” I said, picturing low-maintenance egg machines. Spoiler: Chickens are basically feathered divas with opinions.

My “Due Diligence” Hall of Fame
• ✅ Checked HOA bylaws (they said no, but “allergies loophole” advice from a “reliable source” convinced me otherwise)
• ❌ Forgot to check town limits (plot twist: only 2 chickens allowed. I now have 12)
• 🎉 Neighbors? Totally cool with my clucking kingdom
The Result: A backyard full of happy hens, zero complaints (yet), and a crash course in “winging it” chicken parenting.
Why I’m Here (And Why I’m Anonymous)
You’ll get zero real names, addresses, or face pics from me—privacy first when you’re technically an “illegal” flock mama. But my stories? 100% true chaos. From coop disasters to egg windfalls, I’m sharing what actually works so you can skip my mistakes.
My mission: Help backyard chicken lovers find cluck-approved gear, coop hacks, and care tips that make flock life easier, happier, and way less stressful. Because happy hens = happy you.
Ready to join the journey? Let’s turn your backyard into a feather-filled paradise—without the town ordinance panic attacks.
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